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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 03:50pm on 07/09/2002
Alas! The pepper plant which was,
but now it is no more.
A faded stalk of floppy leaves
lies littered on the floor.


It lasted for a month before
at last 'twas torn in two,
The last of all the pepper plants -
I shall not them renew.

Once there were ten, in pots and beds,
The deck was green with life,
They thrived, they grew, they bloomed, but then
came sorrow, storm, and strife.

In dark of night, when all was still,
crept out two mur'drous thieves;
up waterpipes, and to the roof,
they perches upon the eaves.

Across the railing, dirty paws
left muddy prints behind.
The vandals climbed down to the deck,
with food upon their.

But no, 'twas not the pepper plants,
they wished to feast upon.
They dug through dirt, some grubs to seek -
they should have tried the lawn.

They toss the pepper plants aside,
they broke them all in twain.
And one by one, the peppers died,
but still, they came again.

The very last of all of them,
was joyous in the sun.
But somewhen during last night's hours
its length of life was done.

Farewell, oh final pepper plant!
I would that you might stay!
But you have gone, I'll plant no more,
Racoons stole you away.

A gleam of hope this sad tale has,
for now the pepper's bed
lies empty of its former plants,
I'll plant some herbs instead.

Perhaps the rosemary shall work,
perhaps the basil's smell,
lemon verbena too shall try
to live their lives as well.
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posted by [identity profile] haggisthesecond.livejournal.com at 12:54pm on 07/09/2002
brava!
 
posted by [identity profile] innostrantsa.livejournal.com at 05:17pm on 07/09/2002
::showers of rose petals::

a truly inspired, yet sorrowful, tale of plant life in the modern age. my lady owlfish, i bow to thee! *applause*
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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 05:25pm on 07/09/2002
*courtseys* I thank thee for thy applause, though my heart is sore. I wish 'twere under happier circumstances.
 
posted by [identity profile] cliosfolly.livejournal.com at 05:21pm on 07/09/2002
I wept to read your pepper's tale,
Its sorrowful conclusion;
For all the racoons do I wish
Hunger and confusion!
 
posted by [identity profile] rhiannon76.livejournal.com at 10:02pm on 07/09/2002
farewell, sweet pepper; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

as for your elegy: i laughed. i cried. it was better than cats!
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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 02:46pm on 08/09/2002
Thank you!

But, not to deflate the elegance of your reference, I would venture to make one small correction... the last pepper plant was not a sweet peppers, but a chile plant. There were sweet peppers, but they now, alas, are only dust... or perhaps compost.
 
posted by [identity profile] rhiannon76.livejournal.com at 03:38pm on 08/09/2002
the last pepper plant was not a sweet peppers, but a chile plant.

i know, i know. (or rather, i assumed, i assumed.) i toyed with writing "good night, spicy pepper," but that messed with the reference a touch further than i wanted. oh, the demanding intellectual dilemmas of ripping off famous quotations...

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