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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 06:59am on 08/07/2003
It didn't specifically say there was a shortage of chickens (although that probably is the real question).

I was wishfully thinking the chickens weren't coming by because of a shortage of grain. If the supermarket was low on grain, the chickens really wouldn't have any reason to stop by, I would think.
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posted by [identity profile] sioneva.livejournal.com at 08:21am on 08/07/2003
I quite agree, although I've found chickens enjoy fresh produce as well.

Perhaps a shortage of both grain and produce?
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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 09:39am on 08/07/2003
I don't know that many chickens, so am not as familiar with their dietary preferences as perhaps I should be. Still, it makes sense that a chicken with a well-balanced diet would like to consume fresh produce.

The supermarket really must have been having a bad day if they were shy of both grain and produce. I hope they get Sunday deliveries.
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posted by [identity profile] sioneva.livejournal.com at 11:32am on 08/07/2003
Having once made the acquaintance of my grandmother's chicken-friends, I realized that an attractive diet for chickens absolutely must include a range of foods, from greens to grain.

Without Sunday deliveries, you may be without avian visitors for quite some time. A truly tragic occurrence...how would you ever cope?

Poultry patronage might come to a grinding halt...chickens might start protesting in the streets.

The horror!

We can only pray that your supermarket rapidly stocks up on chicken-friendly products, lest all-out armageddon strikes.
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posted by [personal profile] owlfish at 11:57am on 08/07/2003
Maybe the supermarket is trying to appeal to other segments of the population, and this is just a clever way not to accidentally kill of its poultry patrons while trying to test a limited expansion into the racoon and fox market?

Hmm... I'll have to keep an eye out for who else is shopping there next time I do groceries.
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posted by [identity profile] sioneva.livejournal.com at 12:14pm on 08/07/2003
I had always thought raccoons preferred outlawry and scavenging to sedate bourgeois shopping...but I suppose that in the current economic climate even such free spirits must make concessions.

Beware of foxes in chickens' clothing.
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