Yesterday, an envelope which looked like junk mail arrived in the mail. It was a single sheet of paper in a generic envelope with pre-printed second class postage. It told me that, a scant five weeks after applying, my application for British citizenship had been accepted, and that I should schedule the ceremony which would make me so within six weeks, and here was the address and phone number to contact. It was surreally anti-climactic.
Today, a nice, thick envelope arrived from the county council, sent first class. It contained a map of Chelmsford and another, hand-drawn map of the county hall. I love maps! I have never been to Chelmsford! A touristic opportunity awaits! The envelope also contained lots more information, on the actual ceremonial part which completes the process of gaining a second citizenship.
The enclosed letter was addressed, "Dear Future Citizen".
As of yesterday, this process all felt like a bureaucratic function. Today, I am rather delighted to hold this relatively rare, liminal, transient status I must surely share with not much more than around a thousand people (at most!) at a time: that of future citizen.
Today, a nice, thick envelope arrived from the county council, sent first class. It contained a map of Chelmsford and another, hand-drawn map of the county hall. I love maps! I have never been to Chelmsford! A touristic opportunity awaits! The envelope also contained lots more information, on the actual ceremonial part which completes the process of gaining a second citizenship.
The enclosed letter was addressed, "Dear Future Citizen".
As of yesterday, this process all felt like a bureaucratic function. Today, I am rather delighted to hold this relatively rare, liminal, transient status I must surely share with not much more than around a thousand people (at most!) at a time: that of future citizen.
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Oh, and I should have said: HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS.
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Hurrah!
I have never been to Chelmsford!
Me neither. What little I know about the place comes from an extremely dubious source.
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And one that the governmet apparently wants to make rarer (though possibly no more liminal or transient). Congratulations on getting in before the portcullis comes down!
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Incidentally, how do you pronounce the name Chelmsford? I find myself unable to read it except by beginning the name with an uvular fricative, a la Chelm, the legendary town of Jewish fools.
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it's a ch not a kh. er. if that helps.
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Also, Chelmsford! How exciting!
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coming over to the Dark Sideon becoming a True Brit. Liminal indeed. I'm impressed by how smoothly it seems to have gone, considering the normal habits of bureaucracy all over the globe.So, you'll become an Essex Girl. A rose amongst thorns?
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I haven't been to Chelsford either so I have no idea what there would be to see in the way of touristy things, but I hope you managed to find some.
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1. Do you have a strong opinion on Marmite?
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